Student Nurse..... yeah................

Alfred.

flappinflapjack:

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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my ass”

open 24 hours

I read it like “YASSSSSS MCDONALDS YASSS BITCH”

(via miglnrs)

ikuzo-dattebayo:

Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash

(via miguelrawr)

pleasedotheneedful:

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Whoah science.
Neato.
Supercool.



GOTTA CRACK A FEW EGGS TO MAKE AN OMELETTE AM I RIGHT

pleasedotheneedful:

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

Whoah science.

Neato.

Supercool.

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GOTTA CRACK A FEW EGGS TO MAKE AN OMELETTE AM I RIGHT

(via thenursingjourney)

catiewithasea:

sweetsouthernnurse:

hanakate86:

nursingoutloud:

nurse-life:

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WHEN I SEE A DOCTOR HANGING IV FLUIDS ON GREY’S ANATOMY

lmfao. When I see doctors do anything with a patient on grey’s anatomy.

Or like on House where they draw their own labs, run their own tests, and pass medications on their own. Total bullshit.

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I wish I could remove the cuss words, but still reblogging for the accuracy

(via dopestethoscope)